Archive for December, 2007

Amy Chua:Intellectual Hottie of the Century

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

I fall in lust watching C-Span’s Book TV. The last time it was a prim and proper historian who I believe was talking about Robert E. Lee and I just wanted to drag her down from the podium and perform very inappropriate acts all over her in front of the charmingly stodgy crowd that she was speaking to. Attractive women and ideas absolutely melt me. (editor’s note: the lady in question reappeared on Book TV. Elizabeth Brown Pryor…sigh )
As a Texan, I was appropriately spending some worship time with my Dallas Cowboys this afternoon, but I zip back and forth and suddenly…oh my goodness…there she is……Amy Chua. No. 1, I want to get her book “Day of Empire”. Secondly I’d love to sit in on some of her lectures at Yale Law School where she teaches as she’s a gifted communicator. But thirdly, I want a wild weekend with her. Or a hall pass to watch as she has a wild weekend with somebody else..preferably a coltish undergraduate Yale lass….you see I’ve been thinking this through as I’ve been watching her on ‘After Words’ on Book TV.

I want her appointed as the next Attorney General of the United States so I can think unclean thoughts when she testifies in front of Congress at her confirmation hearings. And…I’ll secretly fantasize about her water boarding me, wearing some sort of leather dress….or most anything from Condi’s wardrobe….

Other than that, I’m going to buy her damned book. Brilliant mind and….well you know…

Domme In A Thong Weeps Bhutto Tears

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

I thought I should dash off a stirring salute to you all as we ring down the year. I’ve been on a lengthy vacation at the end of 2007 that’s been positively fab. Sucking up politics, too many sweets and an actual deep and abiding enjoyment of this particular holiday season has been akin to floating on a stream on a warm summer day, although you suspect an 18th century Huron warrior is lurking behind a tree waiting to open up a gaping, sucking chest wound in you with a blast from a Brown Bess musket. Such is the nature of my equanimity of soul, I suspect Magua is out there somewhere, ready to cut out my heart and hold it aloft.

In my guise as marketing guru to the Southwest, I’m hitting the road next month to help another wing of the company launch a sister operation to my little advertising agency. An isle of creative chaos within the corporate bean counter world of p&l and endless reports on everything from sales to bowel movement flow charts.

It was bringing me in the vicinity of Stacy, my domme-in-a-thong, who I’ve written of with a for real lust that few other people have ever matched. She’s cute and curvy but her best asset is a wickedly sharp mind and instinctive feel for things freaky. We’re My Space friends so I checked to see if she’d join me. Now she had officially retired a while back but in my sexual addiction I’ve always applied the rule of sales….just keep asking for what you want, in endlessly inventive and charming albeit bulldog determined ways.

A little back and forth and she confirmed her retirement. She’s met a guy who seems like a very decent guy in their photos. And she’s happy. God bless her. She asked me if I’d read her blog on the death of Benazir Bhutto on her My Space page and I had. She’s a lefty and I admire her commitment and I keep up with her musings.

I would link you to it but I feel compelled to respect her privacy. However I will share it. It comes from a lady with a lovely, compassionate heart writing about a lady with a lovely, warrior’s heart.

Today I was nauseous and depressed. I was yesterday too. I got a phone call with a mistake on my account at Cox from when I had the miscarriage and had to make a couple of calls and deal with that. Which made me cry my eyes out and call in sick because I couln’t deal with reality and thought the world as we know it was falling apart.

So I cried myself back to sleep, not knowing that the world as we know it really did fall apart at that aproximate time. My hero, Benazir Bhutto, was shot in Pakistan today.

I know that you may not know who she is, so I’ll tell you that she was the former Prime Minister of Pakistan and a leader in the opposition party. She was one of our best allies against the Taliban and Al-Queda.

I don’t know what this means for the world, all I know is that I felt this physically.

My hope now is that she be reincarnated into this world to finish her work to free oppressed people.

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Peace to us all, my brothers and sisters…